19-03-2020, 04:19 PM
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Wirlankarra yanama
Join Date: May 2006
Location: God's Country
Posts: 2,103
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Re: Covid 19 -
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The mental gymnastics and backflips are if anything priceless:
- China tells WHO there is little risk of person to person transmission (fact January 14)
- Wuhan virus, officially recognized by WHO as COVID-19 (yes it did originate in China in 2019)
- WHO, everything is OK and under control, as Virus spreads across the globe
- In the global pandemic race, Australia wins by declaring a pandemic before WHO
- We declared a pandemic first, and we've had 2 weeks head start
- No need to close borders = borders closed
- I'm off to the footy, but not tonight
- AR, AFL, NRL, Festivals (just about everyone) seeking government bailouts
- No cash handouts, as cash handouts being discussed
- Let's have the all the NRL teams move to FNQ
- Relying on the best medical advice, CMO "Australian's should prepare for the virus to spread" (and GovCo can't understand why people are panicking) Cognitive Issues perhaps?
- Everything is under control = this could take 6 months to resolve
- Rush on TP, no need to worry amply supply, working 24x7x365, weeks later still no TP supply
- Groups of less than 500 people are perfectly Ok and safe (does this mean the virus cannot count beyond 499?), but groups of 100 people are safer
- Social Distantancing, 1.5-metre distancing is OK, which now becomes 1 person per 4 square meters (at least Australia has sufficient land area, and luckily my house meets the new criteria, suggested wife sleep outside)
- Don't listen to social media, only listen to GovCo
- Sunrise Channel 7: Is hand sanitiser better than soap?
- Just wash your hands!
- We're flattening the curve, maybe they'll take the bumps out of our roads next?
- No need to panic = cops in the supermarkets
- Hoarding is un-Australian, and we're going to get you
- $750 million rescue package for the Airlines - the next day Qantas sacks (sorry stands down) most of its workforce
- Schools will stay open they're safe because Singapore says so (I guess the UK and most of the world doesn't trust Singapore?)
- Tasmania closes its borders, succession from the Commonwealth is next objective
- Qld Government votes itself a break for 6 months (full pay off course)
- Courts close, criminals rejoice
- Overseas illicit drug supply in disarray, now facing ruin because international flights have stopped
- Racist to call it the Chinese Coronavirus, what does that mean for a "Boston Steamer"?
- RBA, rates become 0.50%, then 0.25% do I hear 0.00%?
- Massive fines for breaching self-isolation, potential new revenue stream for the states
- The world's eyes are on Tom Hanks, he recovers and is now forgotten about
It's been very busy, and we've only just started!
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