[roKWiz]

Originally Posted by Sprintey

It's been some years since Sprintey has taken public transport. Family egged him on, so he took the bus into town for an appointment. All was well. Returning home, a middle aged lady with an accent sat next to him. She looked at him a few times. And then, in a whisper:
"Do you like girls?"
"Pardon?"
"Do you like girls? Women?"
"Well, yes but what do you..."
"It's all a conspiracy!" she hissed under her breath.
"What?"
"Myki."
"Myki is a conspiracy?"
"Yes, it's a conspiracy against hetrosexual people. You are hetrosexual, yes?"
"Yes, I..."
"They are conspiring against us and it cost billions."

Then she pressed the bell, moved up to the exit, and got off. Sprintey hasn't taken public transport since, and in fact is not even sure if the Myki was logged off properly, it could still be riding somewhere...

Some of the best conversions I've ever had were on public transport. Even the nutters.