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Originally Posted by sourbastard
- You believe you have Engineering abilities because you can wield a zip tie and duck tape.
- Your try to convince others that your tyres arent bald, they are special racing retreads.
- You tell your peers that your car is "dumped" when in reality you have sold your springs for fuel money, and replaced them with Milo Tins.
- When you are Black Flagged and ejected from the McDonalds Superdrome aka drive thru lane, for excessive smoke and a loose bumper, you complain to the Race Stewards aka McDonalds Manager.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah. You're a legend Bastard
