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Old 22-01-2020, 08:02 PM   #36
Yellow_Festiva
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Default Re: where to find a friend

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Originally Posted by raised by monkeys View Post
Unsure if you're talking about vagina or cars. Either way, I think I've found your problem.
Much difference?

Both:

* Cost money
* Need lubrication
* Fascinate guys to no end
* Suck guys in
* Can discharge
* Can leave you stranded
* Can totally take over a guys emotions and behavior
* 'Sex on wheels' well.. can be with a car or with a girl in a car
* Work better when warmed up
* Can have twin airbags
* Have 'that smell' - especially the older ones
* Can blow a gasket at any time, or have a screw loose
* The newer ones are all nice and tight and have great fit and finish
* Can have modified bodywork
* Can throw codes that no one else will be able to decypher

Probably more...
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