[Yellow_Festiva]

I'm not going to bother taking it to court - they are closed anyway and if I lose I will get a record I probably don't need.

So..... I'm still going to write in for leniency / review.

I know I'm not going to get off, now that the government is broke so I want someone more creative than me to make a short narrative as the reason why I did my crime.

I think something along the lines of being chased by a hoard of rabid Corona virus carrying zombies??

Then again, with that get me terrorism charges? Or is that only in the US?

Bugger, decisions, decisions, decisions...

I'm sure somewhere out there there is a file floating around of the most creative excuses to get off a fine.