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Old 25-12-2009, 06:27 AM   #1
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Default xmas morning break in

I can't believe it,
we went to bed reasonably early last night only to awaken and find somebody has broken in to our home.

nothing was stolen but the living room was ransacked and all sorts of kids toys were left scattered through out the room.
no body saw or heard a thing ( appartently no even the mice stir this time of year)
the brazen baastard even had the hide to have a feed and drink one of my beers.

the only lead we have is a pile of animal droppings believed to be reindeer poop on the front lawn.
and neighbours say they saw a weird looking fellow cruising the streets in a firetruck late yesterday arvo, hypnotising the young with loud music and lollies.


we have a sketch of the bloke we are looking for




he was also descirbed as short ,overweight and jolly.


any info on this character would be appreciated as I wish to discuss the missing beer





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Old 25-12-2009, 06:41 AM   #2
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He was probably speeding too. Crush his fire truck. Hoons like this make me sick.
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Old 25-12-2009, 06:43 AM   #3
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You had me going there....

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Old 25-12-2009, 07:23 AM   #4
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haha well done. you had me
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Old 25-12-2009, 07:38 AM   #5
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haha well done. you had me too. last thing we need today is bad news.

merry xmas to one and all !

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Old 25-12-2009, 07:41 AM   #6
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Have a great day to all the members and hope all the kids of members have an even better day Merry Christmas
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Old 25-12-2009, 07:54 AM   #7
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Aha I fit that build... Yea the food part sort of gave it away?? Ahaha
But I swear I only kissed "my' Mrs...Lol...


Merry Christmas to everyone..
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Old 25-12-2009, 08:27 AM   #8
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Unbelievable!!The same thing happened here!!.................Merry Christmas to all.
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Old 25-12-2009, 08:50 AM   #9
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brilliant thread

my heart sank when i read the title till i read the post i was then in a laughing fit

have a good one all

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Old 25-12-2009, 09:56 AM   #10
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good one!

i'll send you a replacement beer!
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Old 25-12-2009, 10:04 AM   #11
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Had me all over mate.
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Old 25-12-2009, 10:38 AM   #12
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oh man! your house got done too!!!??
ive called the electrician - hes coming over on tuesday to install some security sensor lights.
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Old 25-12-2009, 10:41 AM   #13
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You had me man

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Old 25-12-2009, 11:10 AM   #14
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Very good, shows how gullible we all are! Happy Christmas gang
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Old 25-12-2009, 02:14 PM   #15
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I caught the bastard in the act! Put a .22 in his **** cheek as he was getting back in his little red MX5. He won't be back anytime soon.
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Old 25-12-2009, 02:20 PM   #16
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Saw the thread topic, and thought to myself "you've got to be kidding".

Only to read it and see it for what it really was. Good play!!!
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Old 25-12-2009, 03:21 PM   #17
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I thought to myself you poor bloke .good one .Merry Christmas to all.Santa bought our gardens something RAIN :
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Old 25-12-2009, 04:41 PM   #18
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I caught the bastard in the act! Put a .22 in his **** cheek as he was getting back in his little red MX5. He won't be back anytime soon.
i suspose the bullet was for driving the MX5
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Old 25-12-2009, 04:48 PM   #19
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ROFL !!! you so had me too, MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Old 25-12-2009, 05:17 PM   #20
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lol - Merry Christmas all!!!

Hope y'all got what you wanted!

Happy New Year too...
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Old 26-12-2009, 12:06 AM   #21
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He must have been the bloke that Kevin Bloody Wilson talks about. He used to come to my kids when they were little, loves little kids and laughs a lot?

I must agree with a few others, I thought when I read the title, , another poor bugger gets hit on CHRISTMAS of all time...

Good one and a Merry Christmas to you all.
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Old 26-12-2009, 01:20 AM   #22
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He was probably speeding too. Crush his fire truck. Hoons like this make me sick.
LOL what a laugh
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Old 25-12-2010, 07:20 AM   #23
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I can't believe it it's happened again two years in a row what are the odds.


merry xmas all


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I can't believe it,
we went to bed reasonably early last night only to awaken and find somebody has broken in to our home.

nothing was stolen but the living room was ransacked and all sorts of kids toys were left scattered through out the room.
no body saw or heard a thing ( appartently no even the mice stir this time of year)
the brazen baastard even had the hide to have a feed and drink one of my beers.

the only lead we have is a pile of animal droppings believed to be reindeer poop on the front lawn.
and neighbours say they saw a weird looking fellow cruising the streets in a firetruck late yesterday arvo, hypnotising the young with loud music and lollies.


we have a sketch of the bloke we are looking for




he was also descirbed as short ,overweight and jolly.


any info on this character would be appreciated as I wish to discuss the missing beer





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Old 25-12-2010, 07:53 AM   #24
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like everyone elkse my heartsank for you
Now its ful of laughter

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Old 25-12-2010, 09:32 AM   #25
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Haha, i enter this thread thinking ah what the ..... and then realise what it actually is...
You got me again. rrr!

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Well done. You got me too.

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Old 25-12-2010, 09:47 AM   #27
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Got me here too

Hope everybody has a fantastic day.
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You slippery Gypsy you had me on for a second there!!

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Old 25-12-2010, 11:11 AM   #29
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Ya had me goin'

Merry Christmas everyone - safe traveling.
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So where are all our photoshop gurus? I am fairly confident a pic, series of pics or a youtube movie showing Santa being booked by speed cameras would be rather popular.

Merry Xmas all.

Be safe out there.
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