fofo's rant. - Page 3

**GasoLane** · 23-04-2019, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Ill line you up anytime.

Here ya go. Come and show us what you've got.

https://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11476791

fofo · 23-04-2019, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_nofx

Now you just stick to doing skids in your underwear these days, right fofo?

Actually i do have a poo,poo problem. Its called colitis, but i don't want to bother you guys with my health problems. But some times colitis does do poo, poo. But its not poo, its blood.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GasOLane

Here ya go. Come and show us what you've got.

https://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11476791

I hate Bendigo. Its the worst outlaid city in Australia. I bought my car from Bendigo. I got lost twice going there from

South Australia, and got lost 3 times in Bendigo. Its designed badly.

**FairmontGS** · 23-04-2019, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Ill line you up anytime.

That's the spirit

Coming to Heathcoat?

Edit

beaten by Gaso...again

Franco Cozzo · 23-04-2019, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

I hate Bendigo. Its the worst outlaid city in Australia. I bought my car from Bendigo. I got lost twice going there from

South Australia, and got lost 3 times in Bendigo. Its designed badly.

Thank Christ Melbourne doesn't have a drag strip aside from Calder Park because if you can't drive around Bendigo, you'd probably get murdered in a road rage incident because you didn't run that red in Melbourne

pottery beige · 23-04-2019, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

I hate Bendigo. Its the worst outlaid city in Australia. I bought my car from Bendigo. I got lost twice going there from

South Australia, and got lost 3 times in Bendigo. Its designed badly.

good to see you back on the cans mate

f the haters

Junkyard-Dog · 23-04-2019, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

I was not talking about redline in first gear. Anyway, a BA in sports mode would never do that and neither would a sane person in sequential mode.

I regularly do this in my Fairmont. Why wouldn't I?

fofo · 23-04-2019, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard-Dog

I regularly do this in my Fairmont. Why wouldn't I?

The lower the gear the higher the revs. The higher the revs the higher the damage. Anybody that red lines in 1st needs there head red. Burnouts aside.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pottery beige

good to see you back on the cans mate

f the haters

I am a little naive , what does your comment mean.

pottery beige · 23-04-2019, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

I am a little naive , what does your comment mean.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns

.:4:. · 23-04-2019, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard-Dog

I regularly do this in my Fairmont. Why wouldn't I?

Stock car stock tune yeah? The factory limiter is typacally set well lower then the fatal damage point. In the realm of 500 to 1000 rpm. Tuned cars push that limit a tad harder for max power. I dont mang the limiter on my bf but its a 6 speed so 2nd gear burnys are not an issue, 3rds are more upto road condition. 5ths are if its raining. The one slow car that was kind of fun that revved to the moon was an 89 toyota sprinter hatch, jap inport, my brother had. It was a $900 car, slow as hell, but redlined at 7500, had no rev limiter so shifting at 8500 was where it was fun at, and had a dog box. So the clutch was only used to get off the line. No clutch shifting was why it was fun. Rip shifting it we didnt even get off the accelerometer. 8500 in 1st, 8500 in second, rip 3rd then look at the speedo, and yeah... 50km on the dial. Slow as hell, but heaps fun.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 10:20 PM

My motor is to expensive to even try 8500 in first. The FPV 5.4 is a rare motor. Nobody bought it because the LS1 was a much better motor. Yes i am saying Holden had better v8's until the 5.0 S/C was released in 2010. Why am i saying this. Because i know its true. I have owned ls1 and ls2 and they **** on ford until the Miami 5.0

fofo · 23-04-2019, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pottery beige

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns

I gave it a go. But all i got was QLD this and QLD that. IT had nothing 2 do with cars or why i cant understand the term(good 2 see you back on the cans)

fofo · 23-04-2019, 10:39 PM

Dont what ever you guys do buy a diesel. There been fazed out the world over. There soot kills people. Its been proven beyond reasonable doubt that there soot kills 300 million people world wide every year.

pottery beige · 23-04-2019, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Dont what ever you guys do buy a diesel. There been fazed out the world over. There soot kills people. Its been proven beyond reasonable doubt that there soot kills 300 million people world wide every year.

soot gets the moot

fofo · 23-04-2019, 10:47 PM

3rd world countries will suffer for 20 more years but Briton, Italy ETC have already banned them from city limits. If that's not enough proof for you, then what is.. Also the local rag. Actually the only news paper in Adelaide called the Advertiser, posted a story. It said if you drive a diesel, drive it with the windows up and aircon on. Otherwise you will be poisoned by soot.

**GasoLane** · 23-04-2019, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

3rd world countries will suffer for 20 more years but Briton, Italy ETC have already banned them from city limits. If that's not enough proof for you, then what is.. Also the local rag. Actually the only news paper in Adelaide called the Advertiser, posted a story. It said if you drive a diesel, drive it with the windows up and aircon on. Otherwise you will be poisoned by soot.

Oh dear, looks like I've been dead for a while then.

I drove Interstate for >40 years....mostly with the window down

fofo · 23-04-2019, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pottery beige

soot gets the moot

I am getting hands down and up or what ever you call it. What do you call it. Is it approval of my comment ?? Because that doesn't happen very often.

pottery beige · 23-04-2019, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

I am getting hands down and up or what ever you call it. What do you call it. Is it approval of my comment ?? Because that doesn't happen very often.

sooty mcsootface

.:4:. · 23-04-2019, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pottery beige

soot gets the moot

Them ladies be chasing me shifting at 3 grand punching at full spool in the ranger. Problem is one of 2 things. Anybody running could probably catch my ranger, and secondly, yeah, no ladies have tried.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pottery beige

sooty mcsootface

That looks like soot hair.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by .:4:.

Them ladies be chasing me shifting at 3 grand punching at full spool in the ranger. Problem is one of 2 things. Anybody running could probably catch my ranger, and secondly, yeah, no ladies have tried.

Your diesel is made for one thing. Towing. And long range. That's all diesels are good for. Wake up and smell the roses. You bought a slow as a snail car.. But you did not have a clue what you was buying. There is a thing called google or firefox and you can learn things from it.

**PG2** · 23-04-2019, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Your diesel is made for one thing. Towing. And long range. That's all diesels are good for. Wake up and smell the roses. You bought a slow as a snail car.. But you did not have a clue what you was buying. There is a thing called google or firefox and you can learn things from it.

Alright fofo...

Time to turn the laptop off before the fat cat comes out with the big stick.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:28 PM

My nephew bought a brand new Triton. He said it has a turbo but its slow. That's my argument, people don't even know what there buying. People are dumb. It doesnt even have a tow bar. People are dumb.

.:4:. · 23-04-2019, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Your diesel is made for one thing. Towing. And long range. That's all diesels are good for. Wake up and smell the roses. You bought a slow as a snail car.. But you did not have a clue what you was buying. There is a thing called google or firefox and you can learn things from it.

Well, it wasnt a car i bought, some of us have work cars. So eat your words on that one.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PG2

Alright fofo...

Time to turn the laptop off before the fat cat comes out with the big stick.

What have i done wrong

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by .:4:.

Well, it wasnt a car i bought, some of us have work cars. So eat your words on that one.

Whats trade do you do. Whats the big reason you have for buying a soot spewer.

.:4:. · 23-04-2019, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fofo

Whats trade do you do. Whats the big reason you have for buying a soot spewer.

Electrician, single cab manual. 3 roof racks and typically have around 400kgs or more in the tray and ladders on the roof. Next question

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by .:4:.

Electrician, single cab manual. 3 roof racks and typically have around 400kgs or more in the tray and ladders on the roof. Next question

How many kms per week.

fofo · 23-04-2019, 11:43 PM

You dont tow a digger do you. Not to many sparkys do.