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27-02-2005, 04:32 PM
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1965 GT MUSTANG
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planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. What if there were no hypothetical questions? One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. How can there be self-help "groups"? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? The speed of time is one-second per second. Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. Think of any others plz add
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27-02-2005, 04:41 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever. Oo\===/oO |
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27-02-2005, 06:14 PM
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if its a blind date, why can you see the other person????
why are things transproted by water called cargo and things transported by land called shipments? bah! i dont know what im on about :P
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27-02-2005, 06:52 PM
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classic one...why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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27-02-2005, 10:19 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
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27-02-2005, 10:26 PM
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not here much anymore
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Why do pyschics needs doorbells?
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27-02-2005, 10:37 PM
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Why do you give your money to a broker?
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27-02-2005, 10:37 PM
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Banned
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Location: searching for cubes
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Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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27-02-2005, 11:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I am so therefore I must be.
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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28-02-2005, 12:25 AM
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Dual O2 sensors
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 (btw, that extends to Zip Ties(tm) if your working on a car)
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28-02-2005, 12:40 AM
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XB in parts...
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool Save the whale's, collect the set Honk if you love peace and quiet He who laughs last thinks slowest The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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28-02-2005, 11:11 PM
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why is it a DRIVE through when you have to stop?
why do places that are open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year have locks on their main enterance? what does a computer screen actually monitor? why isnt an alarm clock ever alarmed? |
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01-03-2005, 10:43 AM
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If flying is the safest mode of transport, why is the airport called the Terminal?
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01-03-2005, 10:48 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Who's the cruel bastard who put the letter S in LISP?
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01-03-2005, 11:07 AM
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Adapt or perish...
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We all know that females that do ballet are ballerinas. What are males called?
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01-03-2005, 03:48 PM
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If FoMoCo is Ford Motor Company, and Nismo is Nissan Motorsport...then what is Honda?
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01-03-2005, 03:54 PM
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HO-MO!!!!!!!!! :hihi:
cmon you knew it was coming hahahahaha
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01-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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nah I prefer HO-MO CO....and no this is'nt a knock at FoMoCo more of a knock at the annoying people at ToMoCo whom i'm looking at at the moment!
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01-03-2005, 04:42 PM
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you'd be popular too.....
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Eagles may soar like the wind, but weazles dont get sucked into jet engines
If Barbie is so poular why do you have to buy her friends? what is the speed of Dark?
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01-03-2005, 06:03 PM
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also, parachutists wear helmets. if the parachute fails do you think a helmet is going to save them? there are NO male octopus either....ever heard of an OCTOCOCK? |
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