Mental Disease, and you.

[zetec]

That Possum Bourne bit's as true for me as it is for Troy ha ha ha ha SO AWESOME!!
Well done Sourbastard.

Can I beg one more please?

Camry Owners Syndrome otherwise know as clinically dead.

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Originally Posted by zetec

That Possum Bourne bit's as true for me as it is for Troy ha ha ha ha SO AWESOME!!
Well done Sourbastard.

I am not a hoon!

Hahaha, who am I kidding? :

Where are some pictures of a Focus having fun in the dirt?

Agreed, excellent stuff, well done oh sour one!

Oh yes, Camry owner, that HAS to be done!

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

I am not a hoon!

Hahaha, who am I kidding? :

Where are some pictures of a Focus having fun in the dirt?

Agreed, excellent stuff, well done oh sour one!

Oh yes, Camry owner, that HAS to be done!

Meh dirt field will usually cause little harm to anyone. I used to do the fishies on a dirt track down the coast in the TX5 until somehow i stuffed a CV boot. Was a lot of fun though.

[Casper]

Originally Posted by MITCHAY

Meh dirt field will usually cause little harm to anyone. I used to do the fishies on a dirt track down the coast in the TX5 until somehow i stuffed a CV boot. Was a lot of fun though.

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by casper

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

Notice how they imemdiately started trying to differentiate between different 4 cylinder vehicles? Escort > Focus > Telstar > Horse Drawn Wagon

Originally Posted by sourbastard

You constantly try to differentiate one model 4 cylinder from another, while those with complete cars can see no difference as they accelerate past them on the highway.

I swear the stuff I'm writing is self fulfilling prophecy. :

[MITCHAY]

Originally Posted by Casper

Huh???
So your arguing for or against doing damage to cars on dirt????

Sorry what i meant to say is the only harm your doin on a dirt road provided there isnt anyone is to yourself and your car. Ive done it before but it cost me a bit of money so i dont do it anymore. If i had a real POS that barely worked im all for it hehehe.

[Axle-F]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

Magna Owner Syndrome
Psychological Requirements:
Must have the personality of a dead trout

Symptoms:
Delusional Traits -
Believe that a 5 year warranty is valuable
Think that the latest Magna does not look like an Upside Down Canoe.
You consider yourself a safe driver.
You consider a VRX a performance car.

I cant help but add my 2 cents on that. Before i got my AU i was tossing up between it and the VRX, and the TJ series (previous model) was actually pretty damn quick. Heres the timeslip from a stockie:



What say you now?

[Pilch]

Originally Posted by Axle-F

I cant help but add my 2 cents on that. Before i got my AU i was tossing up between it and the VRX, and the TJ series (previous model) was actually pretty damn quick. Heres the timeslip from a stockie:



What say you now?

For a performance car based on todays standards that isn't quick at all! a TRUE performance car would be atleast doing a low 14 pass I would've thought. You seem to be suffering both magna and AU syndrome there axle :

But seeing as I am stuck in 1984 (or 1982?) because of Cleveland syndrome, the VRX is actually relatively quick :

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Axle-F

What say you now?

Let.
Go.

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

Notice how they imemdiately started trying to differentiate between different 4 cylinder vehicles? Escort > Focus > Telstar > Horse Drawn Wagon

I swear the stuff I'm writing is self fulfilling prophecy. :

Hahahaha. Now that I've got a larger engine (4.1 I6) I get plenty of time to view the 4 cylinder cars as they accelerate past me on the highway... Damn 3 speed auto and stock tall diff ratio! :

And at least an Escort is a RWD, and is actually a Ford, unlike a Telstar *cough* mazda *cough* :Reverend:

[Casper]

Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

And at least an Escort is a RWD, and is actually a Ford, unlike a Telstar *cough* mazda *cough* :Reverend:

Yup, you got it bad!!
You constantly try to differentiate one model 4 cylinder from another

[Sourbastard]

FPV Owners Syndrome
Psychological Requirements:
Rampant Narcissism

Symptoms:
Delusional Traits -
Unable to admit that a Tickford vehicle is in anyway superior to your FPV.
You label anyone with a different opinion as an Infidel.
You consider FPV vehicles to not be forms of transport. Rather they are religious shrines on wheels, piloted by God himself.
At night, you read passages to your children from the Holy GT-P Owners Manual.

Hallucinations -
You can't see any other cars on the road since buying the FPV.

Physical Traits -
You carry an FPV christening kit with you at all times. It consists of an FPV Hat, a bottle of holy water, sourced from the FPV Workshops Roof Downpipe, and a Leatherbound parchment logbook, containing all of your journeys in the car in Spidery yet Precise hand writing.

Treatment
An uninsured 14 year old in a rusted HQ Holden ploughing through the car at high speed is the preferred method of treatment.

Prognosis
Without treatment, like most religious zealots, they become martyrs to their cause.





Tickford Owners Syndrome
Psychological Requirements:
Persecution Complex

Symptoms:
Delusional Traits -
You are planning on having the car laminated to preserve it for your great great grandchildren, so they can see what a "Real Car" looked like before the Dark Times. Before the Empire! I mean... FPV!
You are certain if you whine enough to FPV owners they will eventually change their minds and trade in their GT's for T3's.
You treat every conversation as an opportunity to discuss the wonders of the Tickford and convert more members. Strangers shun you.

Hallucinations -
You sit cross legged in your driveway and converse with Henry Ford on the true nature of sports cars.

Physical Traits -
Even your toilet has a Tickford Badge adhered to the seat.

Treatment
One night your family gag and bind you, while they trade in the T3 for a sensible Kia Rio.

Prognosis
Without treatment the Tickford Owners eventually gather in secret groups and perform cult rituals.

[b2tf]

: i love it!

[paulvdb]

Excellent stuff

Also need for a blast of the Cordia Turbo/TX5 Turbo/Pulsar Turbo wannabe's

And one for the Camry owners (mix of Magna owners and Volvo owners should do the trick).

Also need a variant for the ferals in their jacked-up short wheelbase 4WD landies that seem to think that having a COG 2m above the ground isn't a driving risk in city traffic

[Perana]

LOL great stuff Dave !

Originally Posted by smciner1

As the great Roger Clarke once said. "You know you have lost control of an Escort when you are looking through the back window and not a side window (tm)".

Have heard that one before..

Shows how good LSUG (tm) really is !

[XD 351 Ute]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

once Ford "Wakes Up!" and start producing brand new Carbie fed Clevelands for the BC Falcon.

Sweet!!!!

When will these be out??
I need something to replace the Thermoquad on my ute!!

Ed

[Laminge]

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Laminge

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

This post is useless without pics

[b2tf]

Originally Posted by Laminge

sensational

I sit here looking at my monitor with a Tickford badge attached, however having one spare it will now be placed on the dunny

Haha I have one on mine too!

[Perana]

Must remove the Tickford badges from the EA and stick them on the dunny then !


Disclaimer: I do not have tickford badges on my EA

[4.9 EF Futura]

Sourbastard - you are a king amoungst men. Tickford one is BRILLIANT!

I felt dirty returning to the EF after work yesterday...

[Gammaboy]

Originally Posted by Perana XR8

Must remove the Tickford badges from the EA and stick them on the dunny then !

How would you be able to tell the difference? :dr_Evil:

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Gammaboy

How would you be able to tell the difference? :dr_Evil:

Toilet gets cleaned regularly.

[MickyB]

Sourbastard are you Holden_Nut on ls1.com.au? I presume you aren't, so you may want to check out the Forum Bar there.

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by MickyB

Sourbastard are you Holden_Nut on ls1.com.au? I presume you aren't, so you may want to check out the Forum Bar there.

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

[Biggoggs]

Well I'm driving my old brown Telstar TX5 Ghia while my EA has EA problems, so I guess that makes me an `E Series Owner SYndrome' sufferer with lapsed `4 Cylinder Ford Owners Syndrome' and `Red Telstar Owners Syndrome'

Funny in a horoscope prediction sortof way- btw sourbastard out of curiosity what do you fall under?

[MickyB]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

Yeh I was a little stunned when I saw it, I'm Jizzlobber (don't ask) by the way.

[RED_EL_XR8]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

No im not, but i think its time i had an ls1 account dont you. plagerizing tards.

Badge of Honor, the red army cant even have original though!!! We know who is the original and best!

These are brilliant work...keep them coming.

by the way my au isn't ugly :

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Biggoggs

Funny in a horoscope prediction sortof way- btw sourbastard out of curiosity what do you fall under?

AU Ute. Thus im an animal molesterer with a bad taste in art :P