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16-12-2007, 11:00 PM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
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Sour has done it again!!! Pure gold!!!
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17-12-2007, 01:48 AM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Nice one sourbastard
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Currently: 2014 Mazda6 GT (Daily) and 1999 Mazda MX5 (Fun Car) Previously: 2001 Ford Escape XLT; 2010 MC Mondeo; 1984 FD LTD; 2001 AU2 Falcon Forte; 2005 LS Focus Zetec; 1988 RE Colt; 1982 RB Colt; 1974 KE20 Corolla Quote:
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17-12-2007, 01:53 AM
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Temporary Australian
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Location: Central Queensland
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17-12-2007, 02:49 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: perth
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anouther sour moment totaly enjoyed
will there be any other christmass poems uncle ???
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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17-12-2007, 04:48 PM
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Turbo Dinosaur FTMFW
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ahh christmas, a time for goodwill and threadmining...
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17-12-2007, 08:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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*Applauds* Bravo ...
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18-12-2007, 05:54 PM
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ripper,thats a beauty
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18-12-2007, 06:49 PM
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Former BTIKD
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunny Downtown Wagga Wagga. NSW.
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Nice one Mr B...10/10
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Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
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18-12-2007, 11:12 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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bloody gold
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25-12-2008, 04:28 AM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Behind the wheel
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lol time to revive this thread again.
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP  -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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25-12-2008, 09:07 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Still makes me laugh
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25-12-2008, 11:59 AM
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How did I miss this the first time around?! Fantastic work Sour!
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25-12-2008, 12:50 PM
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LIKE A BOSS 351
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Location: Gold Coast
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hahaha, top effort mate, that was a good laugh!
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25-12-2008, 01:00 PM
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BFII XR6
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 Great work.
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25-12-2008, 01:19 PM
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gunna get there
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Location: south australia
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onya gunns and barstard!
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25-12-2008, 09:17 PM
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Falcon RTV - FG G6ET
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In Da Bush, QLD
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Funny Barstard: Sour that is.
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 BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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25-12-2008, 10:35 PM
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Supreme Machine!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
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lmao, funny stuff
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25-12-2008, 10:44 PM
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LOW AND SLOW
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This has been amusing us for quite some time now. It is now a tradition. Glad to see it continuing. Thank you The-ShowStoPPa for taking the time to dig it out of the archive's. Cheers, Adam.
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25-12-2008, 11:55 PM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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26-12-2008, 02:09 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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That was absoulte GOLD!
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26-12-2008, 10:04 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I have it saved from the first year Old Sour posted it and every year I send it to any of my friends who are into V8's.
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26-12-2008, 11:01 AM
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Hmmmmmmm!!
Join Date: May 2007
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Sourbastard, your'e such the Bard.
Friggin Hilarious. The missus loved it to. I'm going to send this to a Holden mate and say "Suck it up princess". |
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26-12-2008, 01:42 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2008
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My mum warned me about sittin on stange mens knees.
Well done mate pure gold. |
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20-12-2009, 03:35 PM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Behind the wheel
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One of my favourite yearly traditions/threadmines.
This one still cracks me up lol. Enjoy
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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20-12-2009, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria - where being slow & incompetent is considered being "safe"
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Thank you I'd never seen that before.
This is a crib from an old post on a Honda website, you may have seen it before. The phrasing and rhyming aren't up to Mr Bastard's standards but it still makes me smile: Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Corvette, even with its big motor, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Corvette erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night!
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20-12-2009, 05:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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what a great thread mine! sourbastard that is just so excellent i can understand how they dig it up every year
bookmarked 
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21-12-2009, 10:29 PM
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A good read as always in to the mind of our Sourbastard friend. Love the tradition of this being bumped every year. Still makes me laugh.
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07-10-2010, 12:51 PM
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Considering this gets thread mined every year, i wonder if i should write a new one before Christmas is upon us once more.
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07-10-2010, 12:59 PM
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Awesome
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Yes...yes You Should!
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07-10-2010, 01:05 PM
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Cruising...
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Yup! Now that youve brought it up you might aswell do it
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