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25-05-2017, 08:11 PM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Yes it is a serious thread. Anybody have any recommendations for getting hair removal in Melbourne?
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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25-05-2017, 08:13 PM
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RS The Faster Fords
 
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Just phone around a few beauticians and ask for a quote on a Back, Sack and Crack
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25-05-2017, 08:17 PM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Tired of having to use half a roll of toilet paper to clean up every time I take a dump.
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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25-05-2017, 08:21 PM
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AWD Assassin
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Subscribed.... for the commentary. I need a laugh.
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25-05-2017, 08:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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What!!!, Noooooooooo, images, images.
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25-05-2017, 08:33 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Last time I shaved my balls I nicked the sack a few times. I much prefer my wife to wax them. Much longer lasting too, even though more painful.
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25-05-2017, 09:24 PM
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This is going to be good... Off to get the popcorn
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25-05-2017, 10:08 PM
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If it ain't broke........
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I use Nads. Just a 3 inch strip on each side of the inner bum cheek. Gives a clear passage.....
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25-05-2017, 10:41 PM
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25-05-2017, 10:44 PM
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Giddy up.
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Who’s going to be the 1'st to say ....Pic’s or ban....lol.lol.
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25-05-2017, 10:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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This, but not on concrete or gravel..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SydQd9K1eh8 |
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25-05-2017, 10:48 PM
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Just when you thought you had seen it all.
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25-05-2017, 10:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Can't think of any reason why you couldn't try to singe it off - what could go wrong?
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25-05-2017, 10:59 PM
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Virtuous Bogan (TM)
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It will buff out? 
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26-05-2017, 12:28 AM
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26-05-2017, 12:37 AM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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You guys are funny.
Shaving is a pain as it has to be done by feel. And it does not last long as the stubble is worse. Over the counter waxing products tell you they are not suitable to use 'down there'. So need somebody to rip the hair out professionally.
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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26-05-2017, 12:41 AM
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Lucifer's Angel
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Any beauty salon can do it, really.
You're brave. Even as a female, my feeling towards such things is still "Aw hell no!".
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If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford  |
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26-05-2017, 12:50 AM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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26-05-2017, 01:02 AM
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SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford |
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26-05-2017, 01:11 AM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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Falcon: 1960 - 2016 My cars Current ride 2016 FG X XR6 - 6 speed manual Previous rides 2009 FG XR6 - 6 speed auto 2006 BF MkII XT ESP - 6 speed auto 2003 BA XT V8 - 5 speed manual 1999 AU Forte - 5 speed manual 1997 EL Fairmont - 4 speed auto 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - 4 speed auto |
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26-05-2017, 01:16 AM
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Giddy up.
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I think it would be less painful to just change your diet.
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26-05-2017, 01:26 AM
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26-05-2017, 07:30 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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"Shaving is a pain."
Haven't done that since 1969! |
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26-05-2017, 09:19 AM
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Ford screwed the Falcon
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26-05-2017, 09:46 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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nads.com/hair-removal-products/nads-hair-removal-brazilian-wax-bikini-wax-kit
Woolies will have under $16. Specifically for the nether region. I assure you this product has worked 100% fine for me, YMMV. It certainly helps if your partner can do the application and removal. I wouldn't try by myself. Makes a hell of a difference having a smooth cornhole, with a wet wipe too it's just magical. The balls and shaft being waxed, well that has other benefits. Makes it look more appetizing y'know.
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26-05-2017, 09:49 AM
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Not of the Sooty variety!
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Reminds me of this bit in a movie called 40 Year Old Virgin. Even funnier in that what you see is legit hair removal in the scenes.
FYI possibly NSFW (F bombs) https://youtu.be/iSXx_A5bhXA
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26-05-2017, 10:40 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Specifically they were for the wife, but when I had hemorrhoids removed, it was a godsend. Just spray and dab clean, and the doctor was amazed at how quickly I healed and had no infection. |
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R.I.P. Maggie
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