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Old 01-06-2011, 09:35 PM   #31
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Gotta chuck this one in, it made my night, very true statement about the RTA!

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I ordered new numberplates last week and they arrived today. This scared me as it is within the bounds of acceptable customer service and I'm not used to that from the RTA.
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:08 PM   #32
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From blownvn's project bluebird 13's for $1300 project..

Originally Posted by metasaiah
^ Nah, just tell 'em they don't qualify for the win if they've broken the rules. It won't hurt anyone's feelings if they don't win a wooden dildo for going too fast in a cheap car.
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Old 06-06-2011, 04:22 PM   #33
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From the facial hair thread..

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Of course I have a beard , and have had for 35 years or more

imho anyone who has a bald face is a pommie poofter!!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 06:18 PM   #34
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from carbon tax thread

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all i can say is RONALD McDONALD for pm. He cant do any worse than the red headed clown we have now and hambergler for treasurer at least he wears the clothes of a thief.
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Old 08-06-2011, 04:19 PM   #35
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From the Cruze/Civic lookin like twins thread.

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I dont think Holden need to pay Honda royalties for the cruze looking like a Civic, but they need to pay Honda some royalties for the cruze sounding like some of Honda's lawn mowers.
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Old 08-06-2011, 07:26 PM   #36
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A comment made to a rather aggressive troll on another forum I frequent,

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Any chance you will become a missing person? That would be cool.
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My speed limiter is set to 120 - anything over that and she punches me in the arm.
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Old 16-06-2011, 07:04 PM   #37
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My speed limiter is set to 120 - anything over that and she punches me in the arm.
from the FG Speed limiter thread
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My speed limiter is set to 120 - anything over that and she punches me in the arm.
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Old 19-06-2011, 09:50 PM   #38
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As seen on Auslandau's sig...

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Like many here I have always loved my FORDS and am very passionate about the cars I own, but now apparently, this is the wrong thing to do and I need to conform to the boring and mundane embracing things with small engines and the personality of a fridge ........ Holdens even!
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Old 19-06-2011, 10:23 PM   #39
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Dave's post on Lownedsy recieving a $10000 burnout fine ... lololol

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Old 20-06-2011, 01:08 AM   #40
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One day one of your posts will make it here. You just gotta work at being funny
I question that. You're either funny, or you're not.

Some people create the illusion that they're funny, like Rove McManus and Peter Helliar, and believe that they are, while people like Andrew Denton are actually entertaining without believing their own bullspit.

You also need to be original. That's why I have Seinfeld on permanent cycle on my DVD player...
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Old 20-06-2011, 06:05 AM   #41
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Altezza lights not working properly....http://www.fordforums.com.au/newrepl...eply&p=3762205
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Try placing them behind rear tyres, reverse over them and install originals again. Top mod! Car looks great and one less set of clear tail-lights in the world =D
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Old 21-06-2011, 07:13 PM   #42
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The 60K Challenge thread...

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holy moly . i dont know how flappist creates these critique threads that turn into cult status ahole debates .
somebody kick me , the GS badge alone is worth atleast 5K , over any XR , because it has cult status and history from the 70's in Limited edition. FPV also has Status as does HSV . C'mon peoples . i suppose if we called it an xr8 , we could have it for GS less 5K FPV less 3K . but it would never retain FPV GS status .
so it is a unique supercharged V8 SC FPV GS , sub 60k with real 300^^^kws. game over , ardious auriviour
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Old 21-06-2011, 07:47 PM   #43
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Another Flappist gem taken from this threadhttp://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11334192

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Rental cars, the equipment of choice to get to destinations where 4WDs fear to drive......

And you know some people reckon they get a bargain when they buy their ex Hertz XR6.......
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Same thread ...

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Old 23-07-2011, 11:51 PM   #45
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You also need to be original. That's why I have Seinfeld on permanent cycle on my DVD player...
That's why I thought Groundhog Day was so originally funny the first 1000 times I saw it!!
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Old 24-07-2011, 09:18 PM   #46
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KR1STO's sig - love it...

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Desire isn't driven by the heart, the mind or the wallet. Desire comes from another place. It's created by the smell of burnt fuel under full throttle and the look a car gives you when you're washing it alone at night...
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Old 27-07-2011, 05:07 PM   #47
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time to trade her in......probably the car as well lol
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Old 27-07-2011, 05:09 PM   #48
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ya missed the best one in that thread

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Just like giving ya missus a floggin when she's not warm. Not lubed up enough to make nailing it worthwhile. More harm than good.
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Old 27-07-2011, 09:35 PM   #49
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From the 30kmph thread

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This is dumb beyond belief. Next time I see anyones name on the manifest which has "CR" or "MP" etc, I'm going to refuse them boarding and tell them 'speed kills, get out, walk and swim you bastard'.
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I know, that one cracked me up.
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From the shopping on line thread, a three part entry.

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Tonight I'm looking for a cpap mask. It's made in Australia. Local price $300. online price from USA is roughly 50% cheaper. For that particular product, the manufacturer claims the product is subsidised by the US Gov't. (I have no idea).
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I know there is some emotion in the topic, lets all just take a deep breath before posting and drop the emotion levels down
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can I get the cpap mask first
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