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13-04-2020, 05:24 PM
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13-04-2020, 06:52 PM
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14-04-2020, 01:23 PM
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HUGH JARSE
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Yap-Hoon
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Well I feel a new project coming on.
As you can see it is a bike.  Not just any bike, but a Venus bike. I guess you are thinkin' that it is a sheila's bike. I can prove it is not. Exhibit A  See that fat-arsed seat? No woman in their right mind would buy a bike with a seat that wide. That is confirmation that she has a fat ****. Plus if chicks see me riding this bike that is strikingly similar to a girls bike, they will immediately think, after they have recovered from my stunningly good looks, that I am my own man and I ride whatever I want. This bike is a chick magnet. "Wanna ride?" But the bike does have its limitations.  I told my wife I was going to do the bike up. The handle bars need painting.  She feigned interest and then asked me, "Does ya helmet still fit ya blockhead?" Well she's not getting any sex tonight then. That'll teach her. That's enough for today, I see that I'll need some torx bolts to get the bolts undone. I'll search for them tomorra. I'll have plenty of energy because I won't be having any all night sex. Time for more coffee and cake. |
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14-04-2020, 02:58 PM
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Shenanigans..............
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Footscrazy
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Careful Cav, three turns of those pedals and you'll be a covid-19 patient.
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14-04-2020, 03:29 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Do you think paint will be enough to hold them together?? More so, the spokes!!
Make it a video on the maiden ride, it could be worth $$$
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14-04-2020, 03:50 PM
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At least you've got plenty of time to get it ready for next year's mardi gras. Needs a basket under the handle bars and sparkly tassels on the hand grips.
Get some training wheels for it, straps and reins so the fatgutted dog can tow you around. 
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14-04-2020, 05:17 PM
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When you finish the bike here is a great club to join.
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14-04-2020, 06:32 PM
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14-04-2020, 06:39 PM
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14-04-2020, 07:41 PM
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14-04-2020, 08:08 PM
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Shenanigans..............
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16-04-2020, 12:31 AM
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HUGH JARSE
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Yap-Hoon
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If youse Ford people haven't been to Yap-Hoon we have a lagoon down by the beach.
 I drove down there this morning to get some takeaway, you know to keep the local Yap-Hoon economy ticking over. They had a deal on coffee and  Hey, notice the 'plugs' in the drink hole so that the coffee doesn't spill all over the Territory's seats. The lagoon was shut as part of social distancing but they still had two lifesavers on duty.   Those bloody muffins were so fresh they broke up when I was trying to put butter on them with a spatula. I should have got the cakes instead. 
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16-04-2020, 12:35 AM
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16-04-2020, 01:16 AM
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Could have just used the centre cup holders in the Territory. No spilled coffees ever in there. No matter how crazy you drive.
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16-04-2020, 03:08 PM
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Pretty funny that they have such a nice beach, but they have to build a lagoon because you can't swim in it due to the stingers, sharks and whatever else lurks in there. Such a tease.
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20-04-2020, 03:17 PM
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When you cruise back down to get some cakes, perhaps you could start thinking about designing some sort of hail protector? |
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20-04-2020, 06:58 PM
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HUGH JARSE
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I used an umbrella to protect my body as I picked up some hail for a pic. I made the mistake of handing them to my wife who promptly put them down my back. 
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20-04-2020, 07:00 PM
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20-04-2020, 10:29 PM
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Silly ol' Coot!
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20-04-2020, 10:43 PM
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20-04-2020, 10:56 PM
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only his nuts...
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20-04-2020, 11:49 PM
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Are we friends ? Are we dating?? 
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21-04-2020, 10:48 AM
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21-04-2020, 11:34 AM
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21-04-2020, 01:08 PM
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21-04-2020, 01:33 PM
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HUGH JARSE
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Did youse dumb ugly blokes on here know that I is a published author?
The dough is rolling in, I kid you not - this is the latest from Amazon  To give you an idea of the scale of the cash avalanche, my last royalty payment was in February, a staggering $4.50 This is my book https://www.amazon.com.au/FEAR-FRIVO.../dp/B07PF67B69  Is it any wonder the chicks keep hitting on me. |
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Re: Cav's thread of posting lots of pics but not achieving very much
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