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05-03-2005, 12:04 AM
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Beware of mood swings!
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Frankston. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Frankston area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment. John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew' first practice session, the Frankston pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.
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05-03-2005, 12:15 AM
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Funny stuff, keep it up!
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05-03-2005, 12:37 AM
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old one but a good one
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05-03-2005, 12:55 AM
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Life begins at 40
 
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I thought Montoya had a boyfriend. :nutsycuck :jerk: :nutsycuck
 : Cheers, Danny
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05-03-2005, 02:07 AM
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Well if Montoyas wife is a male, then Im gonna turn gay!
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05-03-2005, 04:33 AM
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hey luvin, you sure they werent from mansfield park lol
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05-03-2005, 04:33 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I've heard a similar one but with a rather racist tone regarding our indiginous inhabitants. Still damn funny.
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05-03-2005, 09:04 AM
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Adapt or perish...
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05-03-2005, 09:26 AM
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lol good stuff. Although to be picky they dont really need pit crews to change tyres quickly now since they're not allowed to change tyres during the race.
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07-03-2005, 06:16 PM
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07-03-2005, 09:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Different suburbs I've seen mentioned in this joke are: Broadmeadows, St. Albans, Springvale, Redfern, and Paramatta.
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07-03-2005, 09:37 PM
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lol good one..
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Ferrari's new pit crew??
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