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Old 19-06-2008, 01:34 PM   #67
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(SALESMAN knocks at door - door opens to reveal a 12 year old boy, lit cigar in one hand, scotch in the other)

SALESMAN: "Hi kid, are your parents home?"

12 YEAR OLD: "Well, what do you reckon?"



(Vacuum-cleaner salesman, desperate to sell a vacuum, buys a large bag of horse manure and sets off to a new estate - knocks on 1st door, and when it opens, empties the whole bag of horse manure, past the woman, and up the hallway)

SALESMAN: "Lady, I'm so confident, if this vacuum doesn't pick up all this manure, I'LL EAT IT!"

LADY: "Well, do you want a spoon or a fork, THE POWER'S NOT ON YET!"
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